Best of New Tampa Craigslist, Sept. 14 Edition

She was gone in an instant ...

• Lost Huskie Mix

“She is a 50 lb solid black husky mix with white paws. … She jumped out my back window between Cross Creek and the Bruce B. Downs exit to 75 or off the 75 Fletcher exit going toward USF. We noticed she had jumped out right after we passed USF, and last remember her in the backseat on Bruce B. Downs.” 

Hey, buddy, want to go running?

• Wtd: Female running partner

"I want a workout Buddy so we can Push each other. Looking for a Female between (23-30 of age) and I am a Female. I want to look right for this summer to fit in my Bathing Suit and go on my Honey Moon."

Missed connection: Dear dentist, you are so dreamy!

• This Is a Long Shot, But This Is For My Cute Dentist

"Hi I was at your office this morning - your first patient of the day. This is my second time visiting you and think you are so hot. I felt that maybe you were on same page as me. If so and would like to connect, meet for coffee or drink, hit me up and tell me what question you had asked me and we have this in common."

Best. Seat. Ever.

• Italian Leather Recliner For Sale

"Beautiful Italian leather recliner with a destressed look. This is the most comfortable recliner you will ever sit in! $1000 brand new, selling for $100."